New Threat to Republicans

http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/07/08/woman-marries-her-dog-seriously/

For the longest time gay marriage was the biggest threat to the Republican Party but alas a new enemy has emerged out of the depths of 'NTJAN' ('Naw, That Just Ain't Natural'). A 29 year old women in Ghana named Emily Mabou married her dog. Now joining the ranks of the weird and socially awkward are the crazy dog ladies, I'm sure that the Cat Lady(http://beaut.ie/images/wild1.jpg) will not appreciate the new addition to the neighborhood. Emily, after running the gauntlet of 'cheaters' and 'skirt chasers' says she has found the man who reminds her most of her father. I am willing to bet the father in law and his new son hit it off lovely after they both pooped on the living room floor. When Mrs.Mabou was asked about children she replied that she would most likely adopt, yeah...uh okay lady have fun getting through the adoption agency with your credentials. One more thing, who the hell is this priest that married these two together? I really hope the guy is not of the Catholic faith since those guys really do not need to add to their already spotty reputations. The part that really gets me laughing about this whole ordeal is when I read that the priest was telling everyone not to mock this disturbed women for marrying a canine. Sure padre...I'll get right on that. FREAKS!!!
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