http://www.newsweek.com/id/159439
Attention everyone who finds themselves out of work and hurting in the wallet. I have quite the present for you. Turns out I found the people responsible for the possible misfortunes you are facing right now. So instead of taking any frustrations out on yourself or anyone around you, try looking up where these inconsiderate pricks currently reside. There are only so many people I do not have any remorse for but these thieves are definitely on the top of that list. Sure its easy to assume a plush and lucrative job, I'm sure it takes no time at all to decide whether or not you wish to be the big head man at the top of the corporate ladder. Just remember all the people "under" you are counting on you for a level head that will feed, clothe and have the best interest in their families futures. So before you go and run out with the preverbial bank vault try and think about how your decisions could affect the American nation and its populace. In leaving I hope that all of you jackasses who did not fulfill the above find a nice six foot hole and trip into it. As for any investigations that follow me should anyone actually "deal with" any number of the scum found in this news article just know that I do not normally condone torture or murder, but I'll make an exception in this case.
Attention everyone who finds themselves out of work and hurting in the wallet. I have quite the present for you. Turns out I found the people responsible for the possible misfortunes you are facing right now. So instead of taking any frustrations out on yourself or anyone around you, try looking up where these inconsiderate pricks currently reside. There are only so many people I do not have any remorse for but these thieves are definitely on the top of that list. Sure its easy to assume a plush and lucrative job, I'm sure it takes no time at all to decide whether or not you wish to be the big head man at the top of the corporate ladder. Just remember all the people "under" you are counting on you for a level head that will feed, clothe and have the best interest in their families futures. So before you go and run out with the preverbial bank vault try and think about how your decisions could affect the American nation and its populace. In leaving I hope that all of you jackasses who did not fulfill the above find a nice six foot hole and trip into it. As for any investigations that follow me should anyone actually "deal with" any number of the scum found in this news article just know that I do not normally condone torture or murder, but I'll make an exception in this case.
